Wutev Share definition Flag A shortened term for whatever. In other words, used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over. Person 1: Dang yo, you shouldn't teach a monkey karate! Person 2: Wutev. Wutev by Mantoots July 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Wutev mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch