watevs

Shortened form of "whatever," normally meant in a playful manner.

"You suck"
"No, YOU suck."
"GAH, WATEVS."

by Mo April 23, 2005

Watevs

A common synonym or alternative for the word Whatever.

Chris said to Lawrence and Anthony "Do you want to go to the movies?" Anthony replied "Watevs."

by Alcd May 10, 2008

UnSalted Waters

A connotation of the phrase “uncharted waters” to mean exploring a body of freshwater by boat or personal watercraft. A brand established in 2017 by Jamie Burnett for those boaters and lake lovers that spend time exploring freshwater lakes.

Scott and Jamie took the family out on UnSalted Waters and anchored in a slough they discovered.

by SouthernBoater July 19, 2018

Laura Harbin-Waters

Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.

She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.

I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.

by TheWierdo June 6, 2022

Laura Harbin-Waters

A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.

She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.

You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.

Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.

Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”

by TheWierdo June 4, 2022

International waters

A free and lawless region.

Dude: Let's sail into international waters to hunt whales, snort coke and execute smurfs.

by King of Clubs June 3, 2007

Watership Down

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.

(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

by thedoctor700 May 26, 2011