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Wikomnia 

(n.) A mental disorder similar to insomnia. Wikomnia causes the victim to forgo the prudent option of sleep in lieu of endlessly browsing Wikipedia articles well into the night/morning. Patients who suffer from Wikomnia frequently show signs of always knowing a random factual tidbit of information to fit into every conversation regardless of the topic and waking up at dinner time without having completed any useful work the night before.
Jon's wikomnia kept him up all night reading wikipedia articles about why the banana is an endangered species of fruit.
Wikomnia by b_y October 26, 2010
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Sun Wukong 

also known as the Monkey King, he appears in a lot of games i have no idea why he is so popular among game developers, but yeah he is a fictional character from a famous Chinese novel "Journey to the West" he is a monkey humanoid who is VERY powerful, and is very silly childish and goofy and is a god of trickery, his primary weapon he keeps with him is a magical staff named Jingu Bang which Sun at will shrink or extend to any size at any moment he keeps it shrunk down behind his ear for safe keeping , he was also born from a magic stone so no parents, and as a god of trickery he has the ability to take the form of 72 different animals, he also has the ability to rip out his own strands of hair to create doubles of him,they disappear on impact, this technique is the origin of shadow clone Ninjitsu...yeah ikr..but yeah wukong is one of the most powerful in chinese fiction so he could beat goku...oh yeah goku means wukong in translation btw ...yeah ikr
i am Nariyoshi i will tell you the tale of the great Sun Wukong...the Monkey King, and the Journey To the West

oh yeah the crown on his head is actually a restraining device that a monk put on his head to Tighten on his head when he was acting up not just a crown, Wukong wasn't always a good guy....

the GIF down below is a representation of Wukong taking the form of a Bird
Sun Wukong by DerianHenry March 16, 2021

sun wukong 

monkey god with a big stick to fist ur ass with
sun wukong will fist u

Wuitophobia 

Fear of warm fruit by itself or in things. Pineapple on pizza, especially in desserts like apple pie.
Would you like apple pie?

No I have wuitophobia and that's gross.
Wuitophobia by Human Shrek March 4, 2018
me.
Stop talking like Wukov and stop using text to speech bots when talking to others online.
Wukov by Wukov May 24, 2019
Cool guy who uses text to speech bots instead of talking on discord.
"Wukov is cool!"
Wukov by ItzGone November 12, 2019