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The act of putting your thumb over your penis like a hose causing your cum/piss to spray all over.
“Hey I just wrelched all over the toilet”
“Ew”
Wrelch by Geeep May 26, 2024
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wrenched on my car 

Working on or fixing, installing a new part of an automobile.
He was So Proud that I [wrenched on my car} & just couldn't believe it! I was Proud too!

wrench water 

Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.
Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.

Turd Wrench 

A toilet plunger
hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench
Turd Wrench by shazam8992 June 10, 2009

Welchmanship 

1. Character, Practice or Behavior of Welchmanlike conduct
2. Takes wins and losses with little grace,

3. Often looks for unfair advantages
4. A catalyst for engaging conversation on topics such as politics and religion, specifically between the hours of 1 and 3 in the morning.
a. Synonym – Sportsmanship
b. Antonym – Interestingly, Also Sportsmanship
You display welchmanship when you encounter a bear in the woods and before running away you trip your friend.
Welchmanship by sneakypete2020 September 28, 2011

fried the wrench 

if you fry the wrench, you screwed up extremely badly. it can be used basically at anytime though just to sound awesome
Lugi: i set my favorite robe on fire while smoking an ivory pipe last night

Carlo: you saucepan, you totally fried the wrench
fried the wrench by hanzisaucebot August 17, 2011
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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