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Wreckonize

To take something that is in working order and cause it to no longer function. Usually the result of incompetence.
Ty's dad: What happened to my binoculars? Why is this one side fuzzy?
Ty: I wreckonized em'
Wreckonize by The Duke of Rum January 8, 2008

wreckonize

14 year old streetballer
Wreckonize is making them learn again.
wreckonize by Anonymous September 11, 2003

wrekonize 

Wrekonize Own3d reign man last new year.
wrekonize by lucidproductions January 10, 2004
A variation of recognize made popular by a certain long-haired Jersey cornerman.
You don't know us? We're Jay and Silent Bob, reckonize.
reckonize by Filldeez March 26, 2009

wreckoncile 

To "make up" with someone by demolishing something.
A common but very unhealthy way to persuade a temporarily-spurned lover to forgive you and take you back is to consent to a "wreckoncile" --- i.e., you agree to destroy one or more possessions of the "spare tire" in the equation.
wreckoncile by QuacksO August 12, 2021

cheek wreckoning 

A multi-use phrase that can express good sex, injury, or humiliation.
Ah dude I gave her a real good cheek wreckoning last night.

Did you see that biker get hit by a car? He got his cheeks wreckoned!