In essence, it's a Web Novel. It's an onlinenovel that is published bit by bit for the audience. It is like a "choose your own adventure" book in that the Wovel is written with reader input.
Wide and Over, typically used in soccer to refer to a shot that is both wide and over the posts.
Can also be interpreted as Well over, used in soccer again referring to the shot as being considerably far from the posts.
Being on the same wavelength is similar to the expression "We're totally on the same page" or "Great minds think alike" It means that you and the other person are similar in thinking at that very precise moment. Often this happens when you voice a thought and someone else says the exact same thing or something similar. It just means you had the same opinion on something about a certain topic, issue or whatever.
"That skirt is to die for. It would go so well with the heels I bought last Saturday"
A woveller is a person who thinks that they are better than everybody else. they are often very possessive, and enjoy stealing friends. if you are wovelling, it means that you are talking about yourself in a way that makes you appear better than everyone else, showing off. it is usually a complete lie. wovellers are commonly preps or chavs.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!