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Woven

gnarly, awesome. Snowboard/ski slang for extreme excellence.
Dude, that half-pipe run was totally woven! Man'o'war would be proud.
by Folkskier August 6, 2007
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Woven

a long sleeved shirt with buttons. Usually nice.
Dude! That woven is so gnarly.
by samueltoompson14 July 15, 2016
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woven

similar to being “crossed”, instead woven refers to being on multiple drugs with alcohol
mark: He is crossed and now he just took molly
kim: shit he’s gonna be so woven later
by Hadenoughwiththisthot666 May 28, 2021
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woven

one piece made face and crooked⚡️
I,m owner of a woven.No body can insult to it?I,m careful but old now,I wasn,t a matter joke cause.
by now name December 24, 2022
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tightly-woven

When a combination of one or more people, animals, individuals, groups, items, blueprints, insects, etc... is/are in an especially uncomfortable situation which has (basically?) no way out.

The antonym of tightly-knit.
Had we obeyed Our Lady and allowed Saint Pope Pius X to consecrate Russia to Her Immaculate Heart, we wouldn't have gotten to know the product of a tightly-woven family - the leader who bombed a certain location in USA-zip-code 96818.

Had the supposed composer of the Minuet in G not married his cousin (who then proceeded to die at the ripe "old" age of 35), the star of the movie Ama Deus wouldn't have gotten himself into such a tightly-woven booze-fueled job-situation, resulting in his body getting thrown into a common grave at the same age.

Had the supposed composer of the Minuet in G not married his cousin (who then proceeded to die at the "ripe" old age of 35), the father of the composer of Moonlight Sonata, Pathetique Sonata, Fur Elise, his 9th Symphony Ode to Joy, and the inspiration for a disco instrumental named after drinking, which sold two million copies when released around 1976 as a single, while the album sold about 750,000 copies, probably wouldn't have fallen into a drinking problem, likely at the same age.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor January 1, 2022
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A wonderful series of relationship books by John Gray.
After reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, she realized the valueable truth in them.
by Starchylde May 26, 2016
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It’s a man’s world but; women run it! — The social, political, spiritual, and economic certainty that when positive change is needed in the world if comes through the feminine shakti force generated and channeled through women.

This is why even though western religions have attempted to eradicate the presence of the Divine Feminine, cults of Mary continue to arise in places like Madjugorje in Croatia even in the contemporary age.

If you don’t think that it’s true try to build a social, political, spiritual, or economic movement without powerful women; you’ll fuck around and find out!!!!!

Many a strong man has died with the word “mother” being the last word that he uttered.
1) It’s a man’s world; but, women run it! I gave that bastard the best years of my life and now he wants a divorce? He’s going to fuck around and find out!!!!!!

Her best friend: Amen!!!!

2) It’s a man’s world; but, women run it! — Take away our right to choose and we stopped “the red wave” with “THE O.G. RED WAVE” !!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 1, 2023
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