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A very very very unattractive and large person, usually a woman
"Wow that is one WOVELI mama"
Woveli by AwesomeLicious August 5, 2008
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A woveller is a person who thinks that they are better than everybody else. they are often very possessive, and enjoy stealing friends. if you are wovelling, it means that you are talking about yourself in a way that makes you appear better than everyone else, showing off. it is usually a complete lie. wovellers are commonly preps or chavs.
sheila told me she was pretty. she was obviously wovelling.
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Wokelisted 

When comments from your account or IP on a web forum get drowned out by a botnet or suppressed by an AI-powered algorithm because you used blacklisted political buzzwords that run counter to the webhost’s agenda.

While not an outright ban or shadowban, your comments become unreadable thanks to a flood of +1000’s of automated comments that follow yours to suppress your speech.
I got wokelisted by the admin for mentioning a fact about race, gender, or fascism on a specific subreddit. 34,000 botnet comments drown out mine whenever I post now.
Wokelisted by Bobtom April 10, 2023
In essence, it's a Web Novel. It's an online novel that is published bit by bit for the audience. It is like a "choose your own adventure" book in that the Wovel is written with reader input.
The 21st Century Dickens would write a Wovel.
Wovel by radioman42 January 23, 2009
A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"
Wokeling by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020
Holy crap, Chris got like 5 wovels numbers last night.
wovel by Nyqra'ena November 17, 2007

Wokelisted 

When comments from your account or IP on a web forum get drowned out by a botnet or suppressed by an AI-powered algorithm because you used blacklisted political buzzwords that run counter to the webhost’s agenda.

While not an outright ban or shadowban, your comments become unreadable thanks to a flood of +1000’s of automated comments that follow yours to suppress your speech.
I got wokelisted by the admin for mentioning a fact about a socially divisive topic on a specific subreddit. 34,000 botnet comments drown out mine whenever I post now.
Wokelisted by Bobtom April 10, 2023
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