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Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him to room 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008
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Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him room to 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016
a wockstar is someone who sips wock. It combines the word "rockstar" with "wockhardt"
"I'm a wockstar, I'm a popstar" Playboi Carti
wockstar by NUMNUTZZ May 20, 2018
a nigga that drinks a lot of lean. A daily lean drinker
Aye nigga i drank a cup and a half of lean today. It got me feelin like a wockstar
wockstar by Zohle May 7, 2018

worktard 

The one coworker that does/says the dumbest things over and over again.
No one pays much attention to Larry here, he's our company's worktard.
worktard by Mrs Pita February 13, 2010
People use this as a placeholder for being #Interlinked, a popular motto used when one is a loner in life.
Josiah, are you a Wockstar?
Yes Sean, I am #Interlinked. Don’t talk to me.
Wockstar by IAmJokerrr111 October 15, 2023