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Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him to room 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008
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Workstart 

When two co-workers are so physically attracted to each other they can't wait to leave the office to have sexual intercourse. This untamable urge leads them to find an empty conference room where they proceed to perform many vulgar acts including but not limited to the Birmingham Booty Call and the Danny Glover. This raunchy act goes on whilst a post-it is left behind on the two deviants computers simply stating "Workstart".
Where's the new guy? I heard he started today. What? Already? She took him room to 366 for a Workstart. What a whore. I bet they are doing the Cincinatti Bowtie.
Workstart by Tommy Salami VII December 9, 2008

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016
a wockstar is someone who sips wock. It combines the word "rockstar" with "wockhardt"
"I'm a wockstar, I'm a popstar" Playboi Carti
wockstar by NUMNUTZZ May 20, 2018
a nigga that drinks a lot of lean. A daily lean drinker
Aye nigga i drank a cup and a half of lean today. It got me feelin like a wockstar
wockstar by Zohle May 7, 2018

worktard 

The one coworker that does/says the dumbest things over and over again.
No one pays much attention to Larry here, he's our company's worktard.
worktard by Mrs Pita February 13, 2010
People use this as a placeholder for being #Interlinked, a popular motto used when one is a loner in life.
Josiah, are you a Wockstar?
Yes Sean, I am #Interlinked. Don’t talk to me.
Wockstar by IAmJokerrr111 October 15, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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