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workbook 

"Workbook" -- A word formed by combining the two words 'Work' which is defined as "A form of torture which can occur anywhere but is executed mostly in places where it is needed e.g. School" and 'Book' which is defined as "An object containing information or 'Hell' that is used for the purpose of education or 'Torment'. This word is hardly used by students but when heard is like saying 'Voldemort' in Harry Potter and is despised by many.
"Don't ever mention the term WORKBOOK in this house again!"
workbook by Fermin Nasol November 26, 2007
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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.
We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
Workbook Monkey by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.
We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.
Workbook Monkey by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

wordbook 

(noun) a compilation of words with their meanings in a given language. "Urban Dictionary" is a wordbook, since it is more compilation than pronunciation guide (the true derivation of the word "dictionary").
for correct current usage, Max always had recourse to the wordbook called "Urban Dictionary".
wordbook by Alarick September 19, 2006

Workbooked 

Kyle was workbooked yesterday when my manager walked in
Workbooked by tweedle-dum May 5, 2010

Chicago Workboot

While she's asleep, shit in her shoes. Hide in the closet in the morning, and masturbate almost to the point of ejactulating. When she puts on her shoes, she'll slip and fall and when she is on the ground, spooge on her face.
I totally gave that skank a Chicago Workboot this morning
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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