Work Shit 

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!

Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.

Work Shit by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009

Boss Work Shit 

1. When you take a shit on the desk, chair, drawer, or garbage can of your boss when he/she pisses you off.

2. When your boss asks you to shit on him/her at work.

1. My boss made me work all weekend so I took a Boss Work Shit in his desk drawer. Can't wait till he needs some paper!

2. My boss asked me to do a Boss Work Shit on him at work, said I would get a raise for it.

Boss Work Shit by Really F'd UP July 25, 2011

shit work 

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless

Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.

shit work by Dan Gregory May 26, 2006

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work 

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work by Henrey S July 4, 2020

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day 

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.

"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day by Jame Vaughn April 19, 2021

workshit 

A half sheet of paper that teachers give, with as much problems are a full sheet of paper, without room to show work, as opposed to full worksheets. This method is supposed to save paper, but workshits actually use up more paper.

normal worksheet - 1 piece of paper.
workshit - 1.5 pieces of paper. workshit + scratch paper that teachers make you use to show work.

Workshits: Destroying forests, half a sheet of paper at a time.

Pandu: i hate workshits. there's no room to show work. so i wiped my ass with it.

Churro: aye man, can i have a piece of paper? there's no room to show work on this workshit.

workshit by EpicYuki January 6, 2010

Workshit 

Workshit is shit they give you at school so you dont have free time at home also apparently it was supposed to help us but yea nooooo.

Damn it more of these workshit(s)

Workshit by Creator_of_workshit July 1, 2021