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workshit 

A half sheet of paper that teachers give, with as much problems are a full sheet of paper, without room to show work, as opposed to full worksheets. This method is supposed to save paper, but workshits actually use up more paper.

normal worksheet - 1 piece of paper.
workshit - 1.5 pieces of paper. workshit + scratch paper that teachers make you use to show work.
Workshits: Destroying forests, half a sheet of paper at a time.

Pandu: i hate workshits. there's no room to show work. so i wiped my ass with it.

Churro: aye man, can i have a piece of paper? there's no room to show work on this workshit.
workshit by EpicYuki January 6, 2010
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Workshit 

Workshit is shit they give you at school so you dont have free time at home also apparently it was supposed to help us but yea nooooo.
Damn it more of these workshit(s)

Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

wordshitter 

A person who claims to be so Incredibly articulate as to be capable of shitting words and phrases in perfect form, alongside the subtle implication that they are a bullshit artist.
Of course she is amazing, she may be the greatest wordshitter who has ever lived!
wordshitter by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

Work Shit 

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!
Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.
Work Shit by masternoob 720 November 20, 2009

wordshit 

the unedited, unrefined words put on a page by a writer.
"You start writing that essay?"
"Yeah, but so far it's just wordshit."
wordshit by LuminescentNight March 6, 2009
The relationship you share with a colleague in the workplace.
I really appreciate our workship - you are the bomb.com playa!
Workship by AF2022 May 20, 2018
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