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Work Jew 

One who shys away from daily tasks at his or her place of employement... Usually walking away or using the restroom when a customer walks in the office or retail outlet.
James, where i work... everytime a customer walks through that door, count on his lazy work jew ass to run to the shitter.
Work Jew by Poppa Bear April 30, 2006

jew work 

to sell a friend something that you got for free for a set amount of money; lets say 30 dollars, then when the buyer pays the seller 40 dollars, a week later claim that only 20 dollars was paid and then demand he pay an extra 10 dollars totaling 50 dollars
j-dawg-here u go c-dawg an extra 10 cuz it took me so long.
C-dawg- ahhhhh...thanks ahhh
a month later...
c-dawg-ehhhh j-dawg u still owe me ten dollars
j-dawg-fine your so fuckn stingy almost a jew work(er)
jew work by bear cat August 19, 2007
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Jew Work 

The idea of hiring someone to do a job and they feel they should be compensated far more than what the job would commonly pay.
"Yo Larry cut my lawn for a 10 bone" Naw fuck that give me 50 homie" What the fuck? Yo I ain't asking for jew work.
Jew Work by Huevo Izquierdo November 9, 2019

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026