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MS Word Fucked 

When Microsoft Word decides that it wants to slide sentences from the top of a new page onto the bottom of an older one, thereby reducing the overall length of the document.
- "Oh hell yeah, I've only got to write another paragraph or two to meet the 10 page requirement."
- MS Word Fucked
- "FUCK!!! Now I need about three. Alright whatever."
- MS Word Fucked
- "GOD. WHY IS MY CURSOR NOT MOVING WHILE I TYPE!!!"
MS Word Fucked by nerd_rage October 10, 2012

wordfucker 

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.
That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.
wordfucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

Wordfucked 

You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........
>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED

P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!
Wordfucked by ,xnkacnvdvij December 10, 2009

wordfuckery 

Particularly pointless or dumb.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.
If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.
wordfuckery by senryaku April 26, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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