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Wooly Mammouth 

when a girl gives a guy head, then he punchs her in the back of the head, causing the cum to come out her nose and resemble the tusks of a wooly mammoth.
Dude, she got pissed after i gave her a wooly mammoth. It was awesome, and I only did it cuz she sucked at giving head.
Wooly Mammouth by Doba July 2, 2004
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Wooly Mammouth 

A huge hairy elephant
Mike knows what a wooly mammouth is.
Wooly Mammouth by Mando Commando September 15, 2003

Wooly Mammoth Pits 

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.
Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....
Wooly Mammoth Pits by ummmgum September 15, 2009

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wooly mammoth by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.
Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.
Wooly Mammoth by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!
Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.
wooly mammoth by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

Wooly Manmouth 

When a guy eats out a girl's vag & gets a mouthful of pubes
I was eating out a girl & got a total "wooly manmouth", then I had to floss the pubes out of my teeth.
I went to this music festival & have had "wooly manmouth" ever since.
Wooly Manmouth by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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