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Wooli is term that bites off the hit series "Rick and Morty" in particular to the word "squanch". It is a modern adaptation of saying meaningless things that pertain to the emotion and "squanch" behind them. It was derived from 2 brain cells playing patty cake deep in the caves of California's salt mines.
John: What was Rohandra doing at the movies when he said he had COVID?

Tabitha: Dunno, sounds like a Stinky Wooli.

John: Where's the bread? I could've sworn I had 2 pieces left.

Tabitha: Wooli!!!
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A place where bongs and condoms are hidden in bushes and a shit primary school with kids that are so popular or that are super fucking weird.
Let’s go Wooli Wooli
Wooli by Mungowungo November 22, 2021
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soosooli wooli 

a term used to describe someone who exhibits dumb and/or sus behavior, clueless to whatever is actually going on around them. is gender neutral. derived from persian adjective “soosool”
“hey have you seen Karim lately?”

“nah, he’s being a soosooli wooli.”
to make a character that is canonically morally wrong or grey into a cute little guy that you feel sorry for.
i am going to woobify the fuck out of dennis reynolds my poor meow meow
woobify by gnarz February 28, 2021

woolie hole 

A dark, dank, creepy, salty hole where any form of disgusting shit could reside.
woolie hole by SethReaper November 3, 2013

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.
Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!
Dank Whoolie by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

woolie hole 

a place of nightmares,stolen pies,short haired girls,and broken hulk dolls.in it resides the foulest of creatures like kenny, david cage,and etc.always beware the evil that is the woolie hole
Random priest:"THOU SHALL NEVER BE SEDUCED BY THE CREATURES AND TEMPTATIONS OF THE WOOLIE HOLE,LEST YE HAVE THANE SOUL SUCKED FROM ONE BODY AND SERVE THE WOOLIE HOLE."