Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.
by disathome July 28, 2010
Get the Wooley Mammoth mug.The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.
friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.
by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010
Get the wooley mammoth mug.When your boy knits a condom, you shit in it and freeze it, then he uses it as a self made "brotisserie"
by Dr Flailgood November 5, 2021
Get the Wooley Mammoth mug.Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.
by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012
Get the Cloning the Woolly Mammoth mug.Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!
Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits
Tyler: Oh.....
Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits
Tyler: Oh.....
by ummmgum September 15, 2009
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For those who do not draw the line at the chili dog, there is the chocolate woolly mammoth: shittier, hairier, and smellier than anything previously invented.
by Wangcaster September 19, 2009
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