Wookna

Shitting whilst hibernating

When bears hibernate they often experience wookna
That guys a real piece of wookna

by Whatthefuckisaradish December 12, 2024

Wookna

Shitting while hibernating

Many animals wookna
That guys acting like a big ole pile of wookna

by Whatthefuckisaradish December 12, 2024

Woosnam

A noun used to describe acts of cowardice or lack of courage in the face of adversity. Originiating in South East London some time over the summer of 2010 the phrase 'Don't be a Woosnam' was frequently heard following acts of faintheartedness in situations of minor distress. Many believe it comes from the original childish phrase of similar terminology 'Naooooo you fat gay' which fissled out of mainstream usage following the emergance of the Woosnam. However contrary to popular usage it has been know to be used with an ironic twist and acted as an aide into goading persons into overly foolish acts (See Example Two)

Example 1

Person 1: I can't finish my Carslberg, it's too strong ...

(silence)

Rest of Group: Don't be a fat Woosnam

Example 2

Person One : Yes John, down that crate

Person Two: I'm having second thoughts mate, I think that might be a bit too much

Person One : Don't be a fucking Woosnam

Person Two : Alright then

by Jheeze and Biscuits September 26, 2010

Wookah

a hookah whose bowl has been packed with marijuana and a kind of flavored hookah tobacco.

Guys, do you want to smoke some wookah?

by muollasc April 28, 2009

Woopna

A Woopna is a Word that nobody will understand

A Woopna Also is an insult: Fuck, Bitch,Asshole

Or just word that can piss off someone for no reason

Johnny: Robert you are such a woopna

Robert: WAHT!!
Johnny: Oh, Nothing

Someone: What's a woopna?
Johnny: You Will Never find out

by whoa010696 April 10, 2010

Wookalar

type of animal with a snout-like nose that appears to walk both on all four feet and on its hind legs.

If you go into the woods, look out for the Wookalar!!

by Buddy Nicholas Sprocket January 30, 2009

wooktard

A Dirty, Dready, "Family member" who sniffs cocaine on the regular and fuckin rages all day every day. He/she often acts like a barbarian crossed with a retard crossed with a port-o-potie; the notorious refuge spot for wooktards that are too fucked up. Lastly, a warning to all you non "ragers," don't make the wooktard angry, which is easy to do (talking shit on Disco Biscuits or Widespread Panic), for he will.... probably not do anything (hit the bong again).

Wookstophe (Wooktard Extraordinaire)

by TeamJuicyTreys April 11, 2011