Woosnam 

A noun used to describe acts of cowardice or lack of courage in the face of adversity. Originiating in South East London some time over the summer of 2010 the phrase 'Don't be a Woosnam' was frequently heard following acts of faintheartedness in situations of minor distress. Many believe it comes from the original childish phrase of similar terminology 'Naooooo you fat gay' which fissled out of mainstream usage following the emergance of the Woosnam. However contrary to popular usage it has been know to be used with an ironic twist and acted as an aide into goading persons into overly foolish acts (See Example Two)

Example 1

Person 1: I can't finish my Carslberg, it's too strong ...

(silence)

Rest of Group: Don't be a fat Woosnam

Example 2

Person One : Yes John, down that crate

Person Two: I'm having second thoughts mate, I think that might be a bit too much

Person One : Don't be a fucking Woosnam

Person Two : Alright then

Woosnam by Jheeze and Biscuits September 26, 2010

C.M.Woosnam 

Someone realllyy smelly. Who hangs out with little kids. Who drinks and smokes all the time, and really needs a shower.

Oi Sam, look at that geezer talking to little kids, with a pint and blunt in each hand.

Oh yeah, what a C.M.Woosnam!

C.M.Woosnam by Michaelinventions February 12, 2018

Wossname

If you can't possibly remember what something is called, what it is, what it does, or why it does it, it instantly becomes a 'wossname'

...one of them big...brown...wossnames.

Wossname by Dave hucklesby November 16, 2003

wossname

Thing. Whotsit. Item, person, place or object for which the proper name cannot be brought to mind.

I walked over the wossname and into the park.

wossname by mylovelyhorse September 24, 2003

whosname_

A 5'5 goons4brezzzy lookalike.

Hey isn't whosname_ 5'5?
Yeah he's like goons4brezzzy.

whosname_ by andonium October 5, 2020

Woonami 

A tsunami of woo (pseudoscientific nonsense). If one spends anytime discussing the health sciences online, such as on Facebook, you quickly learn that there is a never ending deluge of woo against which no amount of logic and evidence can ever succeed.

"I had to leave the 'Massage Therapists' Facebook group due to the sheer volume of nonsense that gets posted there. It is an unstoppable force - a tsunami of woo - it's a woonami!"

Woonami by Procrastibragger August 31, 2016