Wookalar 

type of animal with a snout-like nose that appears to walk both on all four feet and on its hind legs.

If you go into the woods, look out for the Wookalar!!

Wookalar by Buddy Nicholas Sprocket January 30, 2009

Wookalar 

As my father puts it:
"HALF PIG, HALF MAN! SUCKS YOUR BRAIN THROUGH YOUR NOSE!"
As I like to put it:
"Literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I wish you would shut up about it for once."

Wookalars are stupid

EXAMPLE 1:
⁸⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵍᵘˡˡᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵀⱽ ᵃᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ

Me: "ʜᴇʏ ᴅᴀᴅ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ."

My Dad: "ɪᴛ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ! Hᴀʟғ ᴘɪɢ, ʜᴀʟғ ᴍᴀɴ! Sᴜᴄᴋs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇ!"

Me: *ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ʷᵒʳᵈ ʰᵉ ˢᵃʸˢ*

EXAMPLE 2:
¹¹⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗʳᶦᶜᵏ ᵒʳ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ ᵒⁿ ᴴᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵉⁿ ʷᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ᵃ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ
Me: "Lᴏᴏᴋ ᴅᴀᴅ! Lᴏᴏᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ʙɪɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ's ᴛʀᴇᴇ ɪs!"

My Dad: "Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ! Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴇ! Hᴇ'ʟʟ sᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇ!"

Me: *ᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵒᵘᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᵇᵘˡˡˢʰᶦᵗ*

EXAMPLE 3:
¹⁵⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿʸ
Guest: "ᴏʜ ɪ sᴀᴡ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴀʀʟɪᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ. ɪ ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ɪɴ!"

My Dad: "ʏᴏᴜ sᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ?"

Me: *ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵒᵘˢ ʷᵃʸˢ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ᵃᵍᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉˡʸ ᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵈ ʳᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ*

Me: *ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉᵈʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃ ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ ᵖᶦᵍᵐᵃⁿ ᵉˣᶦᵗ ᵃ ⁿᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖᵒʳᵗᵃˡ*
"ʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ.."

*ᵐᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᶻᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʰᵒʳʳᶦᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵈᵃᵈ ʲᵒᵏᵉ*
*ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵘʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ*
True story

Wookalar by Dᴇᴇᴢ ɴᴜᴛs July 1, 2021

Wookilar 

See Wookalar

type of animal with a snout-like nose that appears to walk both on all four feet and on its hind legs.

wookilar

Dont let the wookilar get you

Wookilar by pendragon3014 January 21, 2010

Wookalarg 

Half man half pig that comes out of the water and will suck your ears right our of your head. and your brain right out of your nose! be care full of the wookalarg your only safe if your wearing your beer goggles!

Hey mat, better hurry up and get your beer goggles on before the wookalarg gets ya!!

Wookalarg by Juicy jaii December 22, 2012