Wookalar
type of animal with a snout-like nose that appears to walk both on all four feet and on its hind legs.
Wookalar by Buddy Nicholas Sprocket January 30, 2009
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As my father puts it:
"HALF PIG, HALF MAN! SUCKS YOUR BRAIN THROUGH YOUR NOSE!"
As I like to put it:
"Literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I wish you would shut up about it for once."
"HALF PIG, HALF MAN! SUCKS YOUR BRAIN THROUGH YOUR NOSE!"
As I like to put it:
"Literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I wish you would shut up about it for once."
Wookalars are stupid
EXAMPLE 1:
⁸⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵍᵘˡˡᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵀⱽ ᵃᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ
Me: "ʜᴇʏ ᴅᴀᴅ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ."
My Dad: "ɪᴛ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ! Hᴀʟғ ᴘɪɢ, ʜᴀʟғ ᴍᴀɴ! Sᴜᴄᴋs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇ!"
Me: *ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ʷᵒʳᵈ ʰᵉ ˢᵃʸˢ*
EXAMPLE 2:
¹¹⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗʳᶦᶜᵏ ᵒʳ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ ᵒⁿ ᴴᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵉⁿ ʷᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ᵃ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ
Me: "Lᴏᴏᴋ ᴅᴀᴅ! Lᴏᴏᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ʙɪɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ's ᴛʀᴇᴇ ɪs!"
My Dad: "Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ! Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴇ! Hᴇ'ʟʟ sᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇ!"
Me: *ᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵒᵘᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᵇᵘˡˡˢʰᶦᵗ*
EXAMPLE 3:
¹⁵⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿʸ
Guest: "ᴏʜ ɪ sᴀᴡ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴀʀʟɪᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ. ɪ ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ɪɴ!"
My Dad: "ʏᴏᴜ sᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ?"
Me: *ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵒᵘˢ ʷᵃʸˢ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ᵃᵍᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉˡʸ ᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵈ ʳᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ*
Me: *ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉᵈʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃ ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ ᵖᶦᵍᵐᵃⁿ ᵉˣᶦᵗ ᵃ ⁿᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖᵒʳᵗᵃˡ*
"ʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ.."
*ᵐᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᶻᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʰᵒʳʳᶦᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵈᵃᵈ ʲᵒᵏᵉ*
*ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵘʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ*
True story
EXAMPLE 1:
⁸⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵍᵘˡˡᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵀⱽ ᵃᵗ ⁿᶦᵍʰᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ
Me: "ʜᴇʏ ᴅᴀᴅ, ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ."
My Dad: "ɪᴛ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ! Hᴀʟғ ᴘɪɢ, ʜᴀʟғ ᴍᴀɴ! Sᴜᴄᴋs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇ!"
Me: *ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ʷᵒʳᵈ ʰᵉ ˢᵃʸˢ*
EXAMPLE 2:
¹¹⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ᵗʳᶦᶜᵏ ᵒʳ ᵗʳᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ ᵒⁿ ᴴᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵉⁿ ʷᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ᵃ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ
Me: "Lᴏᴏᴋ ᴅᴀᴅ! Lᴏᴏᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ʙɪɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ's ᴛʀᴇᴇ ɪs!"
My Dad: "Wᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ! Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʀᴇᴇ! Hᴇ'ʟʟ sᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏsᴇ!"
Me: *ᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵒᵘᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᵇᵘˡˡˢʰᶦᵗ*
EXAMPLE 3:
¹⁵⁻ʸᵉᵃʳ⁻ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗʳʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵃᵗ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃⁿʸ
Guest: "ᴏʜ ɪ sᴀᴡ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴀʀʟɪᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ. ɪ ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ɪɴ!"
My Dad: "ʏᴏᴜ sᴜʀᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀsɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴏᴋᴀʟᴀʀ?"
Me: *ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵒᶠ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵒᵘˢ ʷᵃʸˢ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵈᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐʸ ᵈᵃᵈ ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ʷʰᶦˡᵉ ᵃᵍᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉˡʸ ᵉᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᵖˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵈ ʳᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ*
Me: *ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉˢ ˡᵃᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦⁿᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉᵈʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃ ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ ᵖᶦᵍᵐᵃⁿ ᵉˣᶦᵗ ᵃ ⁿᵉᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖᵒʳᵗᵃˡ*
"ʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ.."
*ᵐᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡᶦᶻᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʰᵒʳʳᶦᵈ ˡᵒᵒᵖ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵈᵃᵈ ʲᵒᵏᵉ*
*ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵈᵉˡᵉᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵘʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵐᶦⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ*
True story
Wookalarg
Half man half pig that comes out of the water and will suck your ears right our of your head. and your brain right out of your nose! be care full of the wookalarg your only safe if your wearing your beer goggles!
Wookalarg by Juicy jaii December 22, 2012
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026