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festered wookis

i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
that hurts like a festered wookis.
festered wookis by prankstamenace January 5, 2010
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"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

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Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.