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The Woody Woodpecker 

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

woody woodpecker 

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
woody woodpecker by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

Woody Woodpeckered 

Being verbally and mentally harassed every 30 seconds, much like Woody Woodpecker when he is drilling into a tree.
Dr: Chris did you get that done?!
Chris: Working on it now
Dr(1.2 seconds later): Is it done yet?!
Chris : You haven't left my office
Dr: Ok I'll check later
Dr(24 seconds later returns) : Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it DONE YET?!?
Chris: It would be if I was not getting Woody Woodpeckered to death!
Woody Woodpeckered by crippus2 February 18, 2015

Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker

Woody Woodpecker 

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.
That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.
Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.
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