wooden leg 

An old fashioned, cheap prosthetic we all wish we had. Typicaly seen on Afghan land mine victims.

Hey Max bring my wooden back you prick of a dog.

wooden leg by LachyGordon May 19, 2005

Wooden leg 

Virginity in the mid twenties or beyond: a flaw that one can't see upon the first meeting, but will make it really hard to get them to take off their pants.

I was trying to hook up with this hot girl, but I couldn't close because she had a wooden leg. I won't be calling her again.

Wooden leg by craigsliststrippers November 13, 2011

Wooden Leg Syndrome 

Inability to gauge the onset of intoxication until the commencement of blackout. Typically, individuals focus on the future drink and hurry through the drink in hand in order to enjoy the next.

"Did you see Ryan last night? His Wooden Leg Syndrome was out in full force. He must have topped off right before the face plant/bloody mess."

Wooden Leg Syndrome by thetruthhurts.com November 27, 2009

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

Sailor with a wooden leg by Gabberke December 30, 2022