Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”
by Joleeee January 10, 2020
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Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.
Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".
by The bee's knees August 17, 2013
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hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 09, 2022
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