Wood off 

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

Wood off by Joleeee January 10, 2020

Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

Morning-wood wack off party by The bee's knees August 17, 2013

hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding

you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood

hop off wood by transgenderer July 9, 2022

one off the wood 

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

one off the wood by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

Get off my wood 

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

Get off my wood by T Ace H September 20, 2009

Off the wood 

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods

Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”

Off the wood by Purple drink October 29, 2021