Wonkas

Testicles. They're underneath Willy, might as well be called Wonkas.

P1: I have a problem with my..you know..wonkas
P2: Ur what
P1: You know wonkas if you know wonking ur willy
P2: Why are u this way

by m0rningpers0n March 2, 2024

willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler

a candy coated, tenacious cock sucker

dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.

by Willys mama September 27, 2011

Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.

The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway

by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023

Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.

I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.

by Cologino September 11, 2009

Lily Wonka

Probably the most amazing person that you will ever meet. Lily Wonka's are always really amazing, funny, and like to hide in trash cans. Lily Wonka's are the most epic things on this earth.

Person 1: Woah, she's so amazing!!
Person 2: Yeah, definitely. She must be a Lily Wonka.
Person 1: Hell yeah.

by Lilywonka November 21, 2010

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is feared and respected amongst all. Anybody who goes by the name of Willy Wonka… just know he’s not to be played around with. Disrespecting Willy Wonka is like disrespecting Kobe Bryant in basketball. If you do Willy Wonka wrong, he’ll do you worse. WILLY FUCKIN WONKA ‼️

OPP 1 : Who’s next?

OPP 2 : Willy Wonka

OPP 1 : Alright, let’s go

OPP 2 : Are you dumb! We can’t go

OPP 1 : Why not?

OPP 2: Because he’s the one and only… Willy Wonka

by The Bad Guy💔🧟‍♂️ November 14, 2021

Wonka’s

Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.

I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.

by notyomammasfannypack April 3, 2020