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A skinny asian friend that looks some what like an asian tourist and has pale legs.
When wonger pulls up his asian pants you can see his pale ass legs.
Wonger by Scjakbwbk July 10, 2018
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Name given to young male teens of Asian descent. If your friend acts in animalistic ways, call him wonger.
Person 1: ayo who’s that fucking cunt over there?
Person 2: idk but he got mad hops bro
Person 1: what a fucking wonger

Wonger: eetswa lads
Wonger by Scjakbwbk November 19, 2020
Wonger is a slur against white people. Most commonly used by blacks against whites
Man 1: Oi who you think you are. You dirty Wonger.
Man 2: The fuck you calling a Wonger you fucking nigger
Wonger by Sweetstealer May 15, 2022
The definition of a mature white woman (50+) who goes to Africa just for the purpose of having sex with a black man half her age.
The amount of wongers traveling to the Gambia has forced the Gambian government to ban lone white females of a certain age from entering the country.
Wonger by Maxwell Jacob Friedman October 7, 2022

dick wonger 

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls
man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls
dick wonger by smellybanana September 21, 2006

bong wonger 

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.
“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”
bong wonger by YianniP June 30, 2018

nice wonger

an attractive sexual attribute to a persons body. also may be the last name of a recently immigrated german family.
"hey did you see that guy over there? he's got a nice wonger!"
"danggg gurl where'd you get that nice wonger?"
"i'd like to be connected to the nice wonger residence please"
nice wonger by crzy8 February 22, 2010
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