Womone

A thicc, but gentlewoman.

"Beyoncé is such a queen! A true womone!"

by auttiemiller May 18, 2018

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.

oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.

by Chapey March 6, 2017

pretty womaned

When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.

"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."

by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013

womanese

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

womanella

Spreading Nutella (chocolate spread) over a woman's body and licking away, causing her intense pleasure.

Mann thats girls fine, id womanella her then take her to meet my momma

by Harold9891 March 23, 2010

Womowned

Being owned by a woman - most applicable for someone you are romantically linked with such as a wife or girlfriend who has just split up with you or done something else

Hence the term - Womowned

Guy 1: Oh dude OMGZ there's pics of you all over the net!!
Guy 2: WTFLCOPTER - Who from?!?! My ex?!?!
Guy 1: Yeah looks like it, you got womowned!

by Philzor!! July 19, 2007