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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
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tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.
oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.
tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017

pretty womaned 

When you go to an expensive store dressed like a bum or prostitute and the staff refuses to serve you.
"I was pretty womaned on the Upper East Side when the guy from Bloomingdales directed me to the "cheap shoes" section."
pretty womaned by erikaaaaaaa November 24, 2013

womanese 

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.
womanese by Big Daddy December 23, 2004
Spreading Nutella (chocolate spread) over a woman's body and licking away, causing her intense pleasure.
Mann thats girls fine, id womanella her then take her to meet my momma
womanella by Harold9891 March 23, 2010

Womowned 

Being owned by a woman - most applicable for someone you are romantically linked with such as a wife or girlfriend who has just split up with you or done something else

Hence the term - Womowned
Guy 1: Oh dude OMGZ there's pics of you all over the net!!
Guy 2: WTFLCOPTER - Who from?!?! My ex?!?!
Guy 1: Yeah looks like it, you got womowned!
Womowned by Philzor!! July 19, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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