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When you like your own shit on social media and brag about how you and your family are better than everyone else. You are a total arrogant asshole who only cares about being right and anyone who talks to you is simply lucky to gain such important and secret knowledge from you. You think "chemtrails" and vaccines are a government conspiracy and anyone who disagrees are "trolls" and "shills" on Monsanto and Big pharma's payroll.
Friend: Chemicals are never safe! Wake up and do your research. Monsanto and Big Pharma are poisoning us!
Me: I think it's time to open a chemistry book and learn some science. You're acting like a Wolfson right now.
Wolfson by Carly1992 July 20, 2015
A sorry excuse for a dean.
We hate Wolfson.
Wolfson by Undisclosed April 30, 2003

Wolfson High School

A high school in Jacksonville, Fl. Known to many outsiders as home of the Wolfpack, a commendable magnet program school for the talented young learners. However, to those students unfortunate enough to attend, we know the real story; the one the news stations cover up... Our school is not what it appears. From a principal who's favorite past time was hiding in his office to refrain from having to do anything, to a dean who relished in writing you up even if you had attained a pass out of class, that is just the beginning. Last year, Wolfson turned into a zoo of kids. We were so out of control and unsupervised, our fights escalated to the point we had to have police officers on horses come on campus and at least 10 cars of police. You know you go to wolfson when your 20 feet from the fight going on and you still get sprayed with pepper spray. You know you go to wolfson when the 2 hallway girls bathroom is ALWAYS flooded with an unidentifiable liquid. You know you go to wolfson when every student in the school has a girlfriend AND a boyfriend. You know you go to Wolfson when the teacher has you play online games on the projector because they dont feel like teaching today. You know you go to Wolfson when you sat here reading this and could associate just about every sentence in this with a person at school, goin "hell yea thats true".
Bob, a straight A goody two-shoes at Wolfson High School, walks thru the hallway with a big clipboard and a neon vest for his hallpass.
Ms. D "Young man! Let me see your hallpass."
Bob looks confused and up and down at his bright a** vest.
Ms. D "Did you hear me?! Come here. Now."
Bob walks over "Ms. D, i really have to go to the bathroom, obviously you can see i have a pass, this aint a fashion statement."
Ms D "Are you getting smart with me? Come with me, what house are you in?"
Bob "But ms, i have a pass, im not doin anythign wrong."
Ms D "uh huh, sure. We're gonna go have a talk with your house administrator."
Wolfson High School by packgirl92 September 25, 2010

Wolfson Disease 

This disease makes a person who treats women poorly and lacks emotional intelligence may display traits commonly associated with narcissistic personality disorder, which is characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, a lack of empathy, and a desire for admiration.

Individuals with narcissistic personality disorder often have a sense of entitlement and believe they are superior to others. They may also have difficulty regulating their emotions and may react impulsively or aggressively when their sense of self-worth is threatened. In some cases, they may base their self-image on external factors such as wealth, status, or power, much like the character Jordan Belfort from "The Wolf of Wall Street."

It's important to note that having these traits or behaviors does not necessarily mean that a person has a personality disorder. Many factors, including past experiences and environmental influences, can contribute to the development of certain behavioral patterns. However, if these traits are causing significant distress or impairment in a person's life, it may be beneficial to seek professional help from a mental health provider who can offer appropriate support and treatment.
My friend broke up hardly with his girlfriend. I think he has wolfson disease
Wolfson Disease by wolfyyyyyy April 21, 2023

WolfMonkey

The private part of a female who has not shaved or trimmed their hairs.
Did you see Sarah's WolfMonkey? Its like a venus flytrap had sex with a chicken.

I know that hoe needs to shave down their
WolfMonkey by ImthatHoe October 24, 2014

wolfmonkey

term used to describe a nasty, dusty, hairy vagina.
"Damn, look at that nasty-ass girls wolfmonkey!"
"Put that wolfmonkey away!"
wolfmonkey by JustTrynnaHelpOut! November 6, 2011
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