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To projectile vomit and shit simultaneously, or the act of vomiting and shitting simultaneously. Named for Dr. Jack Wolfson, a cardiologist who stated he has no responsibility to protect others' children from fatal diseases.
I wolfsoned after eating pizza and washing it down with an energy drink. Shit! I think I'm about to wolfson!
wolfson by LaughsAngrily February 3, 2015
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When you like your own shit on social media and brag about how you and your family are better than everyone else. You are a total arrogant asshole who only cares about being right and anyone who talks to you is simply lucky to gain such important and secret knowledge from you. You think "chemtrails" and vaccines are a government conspiracy and anyone who disagrees are "trolls" and "shills" on Monsanto and Big pharma's payroll.
Friend: Chemicals are never safe! Wake up and do your research. Monsanto and Big Pharma are poisoning us!
Me: I think it's time to open a chemistry book and learn some science. You're acting like a Wolfson right now.
Wolfson by Carly1992 July 20, 2015
A sorry excuse for a dean.
We hate Wolfson.
Wolfson by Undisclosed April 30, 2003

Wolfson High School

A high school in Jacksonville, Fl. Known to many outsiders as home of the Wolfpack, a commendable magnet program school for the talented young learners. However, to those students unfortunate enough to attend, we know the real story; the one the news stations cover up... Our school is not what it appears. From a principal who's favorite past time was hiding in his office to refrain from having to do anything, to a dean who relished in writing you up even if you had attained a pass out of class, that is just the beginning. Last year, Wolfson turned into a zoo of kids. We were so out of control and unsupervised, our fights escalated to the point we had to have police officers on horses come on campus and at least 10 cars of police. You know you go to wolfson when your 20 feet from the fight going on and you still get sprayed with pepper spray. You know you go to wolfson when the 2 hallway girls bathroom is ALWAYS flooded with an unidentifiable liquid. You know you go to wolfson when every student in the school has a girlfriend AND a boyfriend. You know you go to Wolfson when the teacher has you play online games on the projector because they dont feel like teaching today. You know you go to Wolfson when you sat here reading this and could associate just about every sentence in this with a person at school, goin "hell yea thats true".
Bob, a straight A goody two-shoes at Wolfson High School, walks thru the hallway with a big clipboard and a neon vest for his hallpass.
Ms. D "Young man! Let me see your hallpass."
Bob looks confused and up and down at his bright a** vest.
Ms. D "Did you hear me?! Come here. Now."
Bob walks over "Ms. D, i really have to go to the bathroom, obviously you can see i have a pass, this aint a fashion statement."
Ms D "Are you getting smart with me? Come with me, what house are you in?"
Bob "But ms, i have a pass, im not doin anythign wrong."
Ms D "uh huh, sure. We're gonna go have a talk with your house administrator."
Wolfson High School by packgirl92 September 25, 2010

Wolfson Disease 

This disease makes a person who treats women poorly and lacks emotional intelligence may display traits commonly associated with narcissistic personality disorder, which is characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, a lack of empathy, and a desire for admiration.

Individuals with narcissistic personality disorder often have a sense of entitlement and believe they are superior to others. They may also have difficulty regulating their emotions and may react impulsively or aggressively when their sense of self-worth is threatened. In some cases, they may base their self-image on external factors such as wealth, status, or power, much like the character Jordan Belfort from "The Wolf of Wall Street."

It's important to note that having these traits or behaviors does not necessarily mean that a person has a personality disorder. Many factors, including past experiences and environmental influences, can contribute to the development of certain behavioral patterns. However, if these traits are causing significant distress or impairment in a person's life, it may be beneficial to seek professional help from a mental health provider who can offer appropriate support and treatment.
My friend broke up hardly with his girlfriend. I think he has wolfson disease
Wolfson Disease by wolfyyyyyy April 21, 2023

WolfMonkey

The private part of a female who has not shaved or trimmed their hairs.
Did you see Sarah's WolfMonkey? Its like a venus flytrap had sex with a chicken.

I know that hoe needs to shave down their
WolfMonkey by ImthatHoe October 24, 2014

wolfmonkey

term used to describe a nasty, dusty, hairy vagina.
"Damn, look at that nasty-ass girls wolfmonkey!"
"Put that wolfmonkey away!"
wolfmonkey by JustTrynnaHelpOut! November 6, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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