1. An individual with an unsurpassed ability to come up with outrageous claims and ideas. 2. To commit random acts of douchebaggery. 3. Continuously attempts to partake in bar room games and plays as though lottery winnings are being wagered.
4. Individual that should be charged for other's lives wasted by the minute. 5. Should be monitored at ALL times. 6. Wears Justin Timberlake costume for Halloween like it's hott.

Can you believe that wobblenut Helker? Playing this game of pool like it's the world series....

wobblenut by Mike Timerson March 13, 2008

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wigglenut

1) A person who is stupid
2) A person who is acting like an idiot
3) An alternate word for jackhole

A person who cuts you off on the highway, you say "You wigglenut!", if you dont feel like swearing.

wigglenut by Referee Jinger April 27, 2009

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Wigglenaut

when a cuck takes it a step further and brings his boys along to jerk his penis while his wife's boyfriends takes him wife to "pound town" in return for a premium viewing experience and in some cases when behaving well can watch from the "splash zone" where he receives all sexual juices into his mouth.

Dude you gotta come tomorrow night all the boys are going to Xaviers to wigglenaut its gonna be nastyyy

Wigglenaut by cucksenior March 23, 2026

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