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the noise made by the muppet fozzie the bear
Wocka! Wocka!
wocka by matt December 1, 2003
Words you can keep
wocka by Sir Ene September 10, 2006

Wocka Flocka Syndrome 

When you are the first out of 2 people to toutch the bottom of a swimming pool.
"You toutched the bottom first you have Wocka Flocka Syndrome."
Wocka Flocka Syndrome by Hamoof April 29, 2022

Wocka Flocka 

Person 1: You're life is a fail

Person 2: Just like your mothers abortion, WOCKA FLOCKAA!
Wocka Flocka by Najster1 January 18, 2011

Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah! 

The story of a young man wacking the weasel. The rising action is the treck for happiness that is suggested by the "Wocka Wocka". The climax of the adventure is When the character reaches the "Doo Doo" and the reader can feel the characters excitement and joy! Finally comes the falling action which is represented by the "Yeah" it is here that the character and reader alike slow down and both take a breather. And that is the Tale of the Wocka Wocka Doo Doo, Yeah!

wocka wocka

When a girl sucks a man penis.
My mom always tells me if u wocka wocka you'll wake up wit lumps on your lips.
wocka wocka by Lacooka January 26, 2008

Wocka Wocka

Fozzie Bear: Wocka Wocka!
Guy in the audience: Boo! That's not funny. Get off the stage you mofo!
*Fozzie proceeds to throw a flash grenade at Guy in the audience*
Wocka Wocka by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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