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Witchered 

Verb: Derived from "Butchered".

The act of a studio failing at an adaptation or representaion of established lore in such a way that deviates drastically from the themes, tone and plot of a franchise to present an inconsistent and sustandard product resulting in hostile backlash from a fandom.

See Also: using identity politics to cover for an obvious lack of talent.
wow! they really Witchered that up.
Witchered by Jeminai Q January 3, 2023
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Toss a Coin to your Witcher 

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
a traveling monster hunters for hire, gifted with unnatural powers
Geralt is a famous witcher.
witcher by Gmosy August 11, 2015
That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.
"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"
Witcher by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

Toss a Condom to your Witcher 

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

the witcher 

This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

Withered Carrot 

A reward that has been presented and withdrawn so many times as to become undesirable
Man, that Casino project has hit the street so many times it looks like a withered carrot
Withered Carrot by bj63 April 29, 2011