witcher

a traveling monster hunters for hire, gifted with unnatural powers

Geralt is a famous witcher.

by Gmosy July 19, 2015

witcher

A freakin cool game about a Witcher named Geralt of Rivia. A witcher is genetically engineered monster-killing machine!
U kill alot of monsters and fuck women! It's pretty funny^^

I love killing wraiths in the night and fuck hookers in the day^^ IM A WITCHER AND I LOVE IT!!!!

by Andreas the coolest February 25, 2008

witcher

the type of guy who likes to fuck magical beings in human form. ex a witch

dude i like being a witcher it makes me feel so good

by putang inang addik April 4, 2016

Witcher

That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.

"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"

by LodewijkV February 12, 2019

the witcher

The best Polish Game Ever!!

This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

by Operation_Quicksilver November 27, 2013

Witcher

When you play with or interact with another man's anus while they are asleep or unconscious

Bro, Phil got completely witchered by Henry last night!

by BigBenis69 April 16, 2017

The Witcher 3

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.

"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."

by Mr. Professor Johnson September 9, 2017