Witch hooks 

The facial features of having a very prominent, pointy nose alongside a very pointy chin, like a witch.

Sally: “oh man, my ex boyfriend gerald’s new girlfriend is so much prettier than me”
Josie: “she’s okay, she’s really got a set of witch hooks on her though”

Witch hooks by Stellardogs December 31, 2020

Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)

Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.

Dort Hwy Hooker Witch by juicyjay4200 August 7, 2010

not with hook's dick 

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

not with hook's dick by Jwales December 25, 2010

Hooker with a penis

A song by Tool.

"Hooker With a Penis" is Maynard's reaction to a teenage boy who accused him of "selling out".

Hooker with a penis by Kel June 3, 2004

left hook with an uppercut 

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

left hook with an uppercut by CARS December 8, 2005

Rusty Fish hook with a twist 

This is the beautiful act of where you are laying the pipe and you stick your finger in your partners brown eye. wiggle you finger till your partner starts to squirm. at this point with one single sweep, hook your finger in their mouth an pull hard. the twist..... while you are pulling like you caught a beast of a fish spit in their mouth. let go. then proceed to blow your man juice on them and laugh hysterically. note they are so preoccupied with the spit in their mouth they neglect to realize their was a shit covered finger in their mouth

Mike gave blakes mom the rusty fish hook with a twist last night. it was great.

Rusty Fish hook with a twist by Johnny Jizzem March 6, 2007

Hooker with the Heart of Gold 

The 'Hooker with the heart of Gold' is a a female and in rare cases, a man, who lives the tragic life of prostitution.

The hooker with the heart of gold is a caring, loving, person whose head and heart are all in the right place, but is in the prostitution business due to some ludicrous tale such as:

1)she has no way of paying a HUGE debt and has to work 2 jobs plus the corner

2)she is forced by the pimp to be a prostitute and doesn't leave because fear of him

3)a family member is deathly ill and she had to quit school and get 2 low paying jobs plus work the corner

Hooker with the heart of gold: Hey! wanna have a good time baby?

Pleasure seeker: Get in.
Several hours later.....

Hooker is walking back to the corner when she sees a hobo...she gives him half the earnings she just made even though her pimp is not gonna be happy. she puts the hobo before herself

Hooker with the Heart of Gold by tymk August 15, 2011