WISTY
An acronym which stands for "White Iphone Starbucks Tan Yoga (pants)" Often used in reference to a white female who exhibits at least three of these traits.
WISTY by BuckinghamBadgeriusIII September 14, 2014
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Wisty by DiscordEnigma April 30, 2020
Wisty
I've been working so much lately I'm feeling wisty, want to hang out tonight?
Friends don't let friends stay wisty.
Feeling wisty is what happens before you become lonely.
Thirsty? Drink. Hungry? Eat. Wisty? Connect with other people.
Friends don't let friends stay wisty.
Feeling wisty is what happens before you become lonely.
Thirsty? Drink. Hungry? Eat. Wisty? Connect with other people.
Wisty by Lexicography Project February 3, 2025
200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude
Oh damn dude
lemonade hose twisty wisty
My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.
lemonade hose twisty wisty by nujahuja May 26, 2022
twisty-wisty
when a girl grabs a males reproductive extremely hard, then proceeds to twist it into what feels like a dog ballon.
twisty-wisty by Saxtton September 27, 2020
fisty wisty
When a punch is delivered square in the face and the fist is then rotated causing many more blows… can also be used in sex.
fisty wisty by Excelsior73 December 25, 2023
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