Wisserd 

Body hair stuck to a bar of soap.

I got into the shower only to realize my room mate left a ton of wisserds all over the soap.

Wisserd by Dr. Spoongiver January 24, 2010

wasserday 

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.

wasserday by Granuppie April 27, 2009

mega-wasserday 

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

mega-wasserday by Granuppie July 31, 2009

wasserday 

Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.

Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.

wasserday by Granuppie April 27, 2009

wissed 

dissed in the ocean, when a guy/ girl escapes conversation by riding a wave into the shore

It was tight when that guy swam over but the conversation went flat and i totaly got wissed

wissed by Danielle August 27, 2004

wipserdupdro 

Used by Mara, the best und funniest gf on earth. She uses this word when she does something that makes her excited or happy. Can be used as a synonym of "yeah" or "yippee".

Wipserdupdro! I did it!

wipserdupdro by slayyworldsoldier April 19, 2022

Baby Wisser 

When a mother cat gives birth to a litter of 9 or more kittens

"WOW! She's a baby wisser!"

Baby Wisser by Rainbow Box June 2, 2018