Wired to the T 

1.Going all out and having a good time.
2.Being completely gone mainly off alcohol

wired to the t, i got the whole club, wired to the t, man hold up, wired to the t, if i like it I'm gonna throw dubs

Wired to the T by TILAAATEQUILAAA February 13, 2010

wired-to-the-tits 

An adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.

Jose Contreras: Daamn, I was wired-to-the-tits drunk last night.
Bruce Lee: No shit, you were hitting on motherfucking livestock by the end of the night.

wired-to-the-tits by benny b from the bronx August 26, 2007

wired to the moon 

Someone who's not all there.

That guy's nae real, he's wired to the moon

wired to the moon by wanderer September 11, 2003

wired to the moon 

Scottish (Glaswegian) - high on drugs, mainly associated with neds and schemies esp. temazapam (jellies), valium, base and cheap ecstasy.

Aye man that punter's wired to the moon and if he doesn't shut it he'll get a burst mooth man - pass the buckie.

wired to the moon by ScottW April 26, 2006

Wired to the mains 

Being Wired to the mains is not just being 'wired'. you can be wired by just taking some drugs such as MDMA without being 'wired to the mains'. Being 'wired to the mains' is the the peak wiredness you can achieve by taking that extra pill, bomb or line, its going that one step further to make yourself absolutely 'wired to the mains'. You have to be like an SAS drug taking machine to achieve being 'wired to the mains'. a sesh goblin can become 'wired to the mains' many time in their lifetime.

"fucking hell mate, I am absolute wired to the mains" to which you will receive a reply of "some man you mate".

Wired to the mains by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018

wired to the gravel 

When a person gets frustrated and overloaded with trying understand all the different Social Media Platforms they become wired to the gravel.

I tried to tell my mom the difference between Facebook and Twitter and she just wired to the gravel.

wired to the gravel by JAJBanks November 28, 2016

Wired to the mains 

When you’re absolutely wankered! Lots and lots of lovely droogs must be taken.

“I’m clean off mate. You what, can’t you tell? I’m wired to the mains geez.”

Wired to the mains by WatzCrackaLackinMate March 3, 2021