Wipe Day 

The one day of the week where players of the popular online survival game "Rust" are allowed to wipe their rectums. During the week they may not leave their rooms and must defecate at their station often utilizing what is known as a "poop sock".

Hey man you wanna come over?

Sorry I can't its 'wipe day'

Wipe Day by bajablastoff September 12, 2019

National Jerk and a Wipe Day 

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

National Jerk and a Wipe Day by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

mid-day wipe 

A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.

Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.

mid-day wipe by Jrubadub November 7, 2010