Winter Dick 

Since a male genitalia gets smaller at it gets colder, and when it is freezing out it will get smaller than its notrmal size, it is know as a winter dick. Which is basically a small dick because it's cold.

Damn this gives me winter dick!

Winter Dick by JaxyBoo November 6, 2017

Winter Dick 

The term used to describe the leftover urine which leaks out of the urethra and into your underwear after urinating.

Winter Dick is prone to cold weather (winter specifically), and may occur even after you 'shake' several times.

Winter Dick results in "pee spots" in your underwear and may also result in having a very moist penis. It may also risk your chances of receiving head.

"Hey, has anyone seen my pants?"

"...Dude, did you piss yourself?"

"Oh no...Its just Winter Dick! Son of a bitch! It always happens! No matter how many times I shake!"

Winter Dick by Matteus January 27, 2009

Winter Dick 

When guys you have dated who either ghosted you, broke up, just wanted to "enjoy their summer", or said "I just want to be friends" suddenly start invading your inbox when the weather turns colder, looking for "companionship".

Man, now that it's getting cold out, the Winter Dicks are all coming out of the woodwork!

Winter Dick by JenJen1971 October 7, 2023

Winter of dick's content 

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

Winter of dick's content by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

Winterdick 

Shrinking of the penis brought about by exposure to cold surroundings.

girl. "Hahaa it's tiny!"
guy. "hey it's cold outside, this is just my winterdick, it'll go back to normal when it warms up."

Winterdick by Jaspar_J July 10, 2010