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Winston Le 

An eshay wannabe. He is usually seen wearing a cap because he is insecure about his horrific farquaad looking as haircut. He thinks he can fight but really, he cannot. He is undoubtedly the most stupid person you will meet. Every time you see him, anticipate to see him sparring the air because he wants to look like a retard. Finally, he thinks the ice bucket challenge is cool.
Yo Winston Le!!
Yeah m9
Do whatever you want man
i will fuck you up (starts sparring the air and rolls up trackies)
Winston Le by TheBigGay(ST) September 18, 2018
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Ray Winstone 

A cockney actor who actually has his East End accent in real life, because he comes from Hackney.
Generally plays the tough man, but can also portray quite a bit of character depth in his performances due to excellent acting abilities.
Was first noted for his starring role in a violent 1979 film called 'Scum', however his finest performance is surely in 'Nil by Mouth' where he plays a violent father living in a South London council flat, generally calling anyone he meets a cunt.
Away from the screen is a big West Ham United fan and one time spokesman for Kellogg's cereal.
Ray Winstone is a geezer's geezer, who brings out the Cockney in all of us. Rub-a-dub, brown bread etc.
Ray Winstone by avfc_08 October 21, 2008

Winstone Bogarde 

To be one lazy fucker.

Pronounce Winstone BO-HARDER.
Former chelsea player aptly named Winstone Bogarde, who never played a single game in four years. But still raked in £40,000 a week. This was before the Roman Abramovich revolution.

winstone 

a term used to describe a creature preserved in tar.
the sabre tooth tiger in the tar pit was a 'winstone'
winstone by max levy October 8, 2004

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.
Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.
Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

winstoned 

the sensation experienced when snorting cocaine with the new English plastic notes
Gaz: how was that flake last night
Jimmy: it was amazing but it got me absolutely winstoned!
Gaz: Fucking Hell mate!
winstoned by Good samaritan 12345 October 23, 2017
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murderhobo 

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