Winstanlyn

Winstanlyn is a very beautiful person, she is also very smart, very friendly, and she loves reading. She has so many talents, she can draw, sing. dance, act, and write poems. She may not be perfect, but that makes her humane, and her imperfections made her who she is today.

Winstanlyn is vey beautiful

by Nini24 March 7, 2022

Winstanley College

A pleasant academic institution located in the idyllic north-west of England. Among its proudest exploits is producing an utterly marvellous range of A-Level results from its carefully-nurtured students.

The best department by far is the English Department, staffed by the finest minds in England. The students are pretty clever too.

Opponents of the college enjoy criticising an overrated elitism, though many find themselves utterly humiliated at their inability to use apostrophes and spacing their commas correctly.

Winstanley College:

"Supposed to be the best college in North West England.
Where infact its not"

COMMENT: Hmmm...shame about your misuse of 'its'.

"although they are slightly better then chavs,just."

COMMENT: Inability to place a space behind a comma.

VERDICT: Not college material.

by Neutral Observer April 16, 2008

Winstanley College

The best college in the North-West of England, not merely because of its results, but because of the wonderful, down-to-earth students who inhabit it. Snobs are few and far between. The grade point system is simply a necessity, as so many compete to share in the true Winstanley experience. Winstanley students are full of fun, have a zest for life, are dedicated, and can actually spell! However, some jealous people who are either peeved at not achieving good enough grades to enter, or were simply unsociable during their time here, think otherwise. Oh well.

Person 1: What’s life like at Winstanley college?

Person 2: It’s great! We have so much freedom, great friends, fab teachers and get good results because we really enjoy our time here

Person 1: sigh I wish I went to Winstanley college too!

by Mystery Student April 17, 2008

Winstanley Estate

An estate located in Battersea. Known to be one of the most dangerous estates in London however it has a very big history, however I won’t sit here and natter on about it! There is plenty you can do in Winstanley, visit the local wine shop, the Westminster meat market and you have Clapham Junction which is a great junction!

If you look into the distance, you can see Winstanley Estate Joe!
Oh! Oh…

by TheKols September 3, 2023

Daniel Winstanley

That crack kid you would find in you’re glovebox, always there to make you laugh.

Oh You’re such a Daniel Winstanley!

by Slimy Frog June 18, 2018

Winstonlyn

A bitch ass hoe but a really good wifey. Semi-loyal and kind of a slut. Gets freaky w/ it. Loving and sweet tho.

Person 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Person 2: Winstonlyn? oh yeah, shes kind of a hoe but i love it

by Chalkchowder May 25, 2019

Winstanley College

Winstanley College is a capitalist grade factory fuelled by its elitist ideology. Students function as cogs forced to carry the college’s prestigious reputation. This is established by their stringent, ever increasing entry requirements which are only attainable by the Übermensch. One can predict that in the near future the college will implement its very own Eugenics programme based on Theozoological belief. The institutions main livestock speak the language of Zaazu and comprise of the Performing Tarts, Emo’s, Indies, and Scarecrows, to name but a few.

Mr X: "What do you think of Winstanley College?"
Mr Y: "Shit, shite, and shit!"

by Walter Slingsby April 23, 2008