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kiddie winkles 

A term used for children affectionately. Kiddie winkles is like saying the Apple of my eye or the joy of my heart.
I love my little kiddie winkles. I would not be without them. My kiddie winkles are the Apple of my eye and joy of my heart.
kiddie winkles by Christi-fly January 30, 2018

Timothy Winkles

Your favorite, friendly neighborhood they/them. He is always seen with concealer covered eyebrows and a mustache. He is lowkey a pedophile and participates in many sexual activities that sometimes include his cousin (cheesetelle). His floppy hair is such a vibe and makes him insanely sexy. He has tons of pimples across his face which add to his fiery personality. If he's ever lost, you can probably catch him chatting with his favorite cousins Wimothy Tinkles and Cheesetelle.
"BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH look over there it's Timothy Winkles"
"I wish I could be like Timothy Winkles"
"He was always a they/them
Timothy Winkles by 72896kld May 2, 2020

Shitty Winkles 

The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.
Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!

fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)
37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"
fairy winkles by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008

tiddle my winkles

A common phrase meaning “darn”.
Isabelle walks in wearing a shirt inside out.
Grant points it out to Isabelle.

Isabelle: “Aw, tiddle my winkles.”
tiddle my winkles by Hellopetunia99 December 16, 2020

Henry Winkler

The brown eye of a transsexual taking a wink at you because his junk is on the other side. She looks like a she but she may be a Henry.
eyyy its cool you're a tranny - Henry or Henrietta - wink wink Henry Winkler...In the upside down that might not frown--I've seen stranger things.
Henry Winkler by calcactus October 18, 2018