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Winklejane 

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.
Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.
Winklejane by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011
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Winkleman 

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.
Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

Sargent Winklepance 

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.
"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."

The Winkleman Effect

/ðə ˈwɪŋklmæn ɪˈfɛkt/
noun.
Also known as the Robbie-Mackey Effect. The misplaced belief that two or more unrelated celebrities are the same person based on the fact they have shared physical characteristics or near identical appearance. Named after British TV presenters Claudia Winkleman, Anna Richardson and Davina McCall for having the same dark brown bob haircut and getting mistaken for each other.
Person A: Jaime Pressly, Samara Weaving, Margot Robbie and Emma Mackey all lookalike! I thought they were one really talented and busy person!
Person B: Nah, it’s just the Winkleman Effect.
The Winkleman Effect by JOgunz November 22, 2022

the babe winkleman 

When you are fingering a girl and your fingers curl up towards the front. Then proceed to rapidly move in and out until she climaxes. At that point pull out quickly (release the fish) and she is guranteed to squirt!
Do it, practice it and the girls will love the babe winkleman move.
the babe winkleman by smackdaddy14 October 5, 2012

Winkleman 

A ridiculously long fringe.
I think it's about time I got my winkleman cut
Winkleman by biscuitswithjam April 11, 2011

winkleman 

pete winkleman
pete winkleman
Visionary and creative genius. characterised by determination and passion for adding football to the already rich cultural life of the Young and vibrant new city of Milton Keynes.
A recent example is the capitalisation on the apathy shown by a local authority to facilitate a football club with a ground wimbledon FC.
Mr Winkleman was able to seize this opportunity and the result of which was the birth of MKDONS F.C and Stadium MK. This unfortunately has attracted negative displays of passion and frustration udons from those sadly let down by there own elected bodies, lack lustre management, further frustrated by now only having pub team football to watch.
A "Pete winkleman" someone who can see the future and is willing to invest in it.
winkleman by Rob Merton April 9, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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