Winklejane 

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.

Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.

Winklejane by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

Winkleman 

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

Winkleman by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008

Sargent Winklepance 

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.

"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."

Sargent Winklepance by Julie Mandovi January 11, 2009

The Winkleman Effect

/ðə ˈwɪŋklmæn ɪˈfɛkt/
noun.
Also known as the Robbie-Mackey Effect. The misplaced belief that two or more unrelated celebrities are the same person based on the fact they have shared physical characteristics or near identical appearance. Named after British TV presenters Claudia Winkleman, Anna Richardson and Davina McCall for having the same dark brown bob haircut and getting mistaken for each other.

Person A: Jaime Pressly, Samara Weaving, Margot Robbie and Emma Mackey all lookalike! I thought they were one really talented and busy person!
Person B: Nah, it’s just the Winkleman Effect.

The Winkleman Effect by JOgunz November 22, 2022

the babe winkleman 

When you are fingering a girl and your fingers curl up towards the front. Then proceed to rapidly move in and out until she climaxes. At that point pull out quickly (release the fish) and she is guranteed to squirt!

Do it, practice it and the girls will love the babe winkleman move.

the babe winkleman by smackdaddy14 October 5, 2012

Winkleman 

A ridiculously long fringe.

I think it's about time I got my winkleman cut

Winkleman by biscuitswithjam April 11, 2011

winkleman 

pete winkleman
pete winkleman
Visionary and creative genius. characterised by determination and passion for adding football to the already rich cultural life of the Young and vibrant new city of Milton Keynes.

A recent example is the capitalisation on the apathy shown by a local authority to facilitate a football club with a ground wimbledon FC.
Mr Winkleman was able to seize this opportunity and the result of which was the birth of MKDONS F.C and Stadium MK. This unfortunately has attracted negative displays of passion and frustration udons from those sadly let down by there own elected bodies, lack lustre management, further frustrated by now only having pub team football to watch.
A "Pete winkleman" someone who can see the future and is willing to invest in it.

winkleman by Rob Merton April 9, 2008