Skip to main content

Willy smith 

Mans (that one friend in the group) that often act kinda sus. Mans love to touch your and your other friends penises by accident (on purpose). Man acts so sus to the point u dont know if mans gay or not. That doesnt chancge the fact his dong is huge.
Dude 1: TOUCH MY PEEN ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP WILLY SMITH!!!

Dude 2:Sorry baby

*Dude1 beats up Dude2*
Willy smith by WeedSoaker December 7, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Will Smith'd 

Slapping someone for making fun of your wife.
I about straight-up Will Smith'd him for talking shit about my wife.
Will Smith'd by update_01 March 29, 2022

Will Smith 

1. Slapping the shit outta someone in public
2. Open relationship = Open to someone fucking his wife, but jokes
3. Not apologizing to the person
1. Someone: Jada I love you, G.I. Jane 2 can't wait to see it, alright.
You: Don't make me will smith you
2. *Slapped*
Get Will Smith'd
Will Smith by S. WillSon March 28, 2022

Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.

Will Smith Status 

The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it.

Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting.

Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about.

If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin."

The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is"
Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.
Will Smith Status by THEBOSS2010 October 23, 2011

Will Smith will smith Will Smith 

The act of Will Smith forging a copy of himself out of wrought iron or steel.
"Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes Will Smith will smith Will Smith."

Will Smith 

To Bitch Slap, Slap someone.
Luke was making fun of Sal, Sal proceeded to say, “I will Will Smith You.”
Will Smith by dat1italian March 28, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more