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Willy man 

A man that has a willy, usually a tiny one and shaped like a toe. Willy men are usually named Adam, Nicholas or Luke.
Person 1: did you see that Willy Man
Person 2: Yeah, his name is adam
Person 1: Hes got quite a small willy
Willy man by RasclutUNO April 30, 2020
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Willy Man 

A (non homophobic) term denoting a gay man who sexually harasses other men, either gay or straight. Most commonly by showing them his penis without consent, or coercing them into showing him their penis
News: John Barrowman has been arrested under suspicion of Sexual Assault on set. Other actors are calling him the ‘Willy Man’
Willy Man by AutumnMoses September 5, 2021

old man willy 

black man's willy 

Term used for a BMW that has all the extra bling for added performance. Usually an M3 with all the accessories.
Hey Johnny, did you see that Black Man's Willy I bet that makes the girls wet.
black man's willy by Alphaghettisoup November 17, 2016

johnny welly man 

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.
“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
“Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2
johnny welly man by Massiveknob December 18, 2019

Johnny Welly man 

A broke man who is beloved by the whole of st Helens. He unfortunately passed away on Saturday 21st of August 2021 after years of wondering the streets and enjoying a good Greg's
Chav 1: Johnny welly man has passed away

Chav 2: and absolutely tragedy R.I.P legend
Johnny Welly man by Jupiter 06 August 21, 2021

Johnny welly man 

A unit who lives in the town centre of St Helens. He’s the best dancer in the world. He also stinks of piss most of the time.
Person 1: “saw Johnny welly man today
Person 2: “what a unit.”
Johnny welly man by BigGman347 December 18, 2019
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