Willy Winker

1.Willy Winker is when you put your eyelashes on somebody's willy and blink continuously for the feeling of being tickled.
2. Willy Winking is the act of the Willy Wink.

I was willy winking with my boyfriend last night.
I was a willy winker last night.

by the blind girls dog May 27, 2014

willy wanker

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.

He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.

by Worthleast January 5, 2009

Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Willy Wanker

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!

HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.

by booblover69420 December 2, 2019

willy wanker

people mostly dudes who are obsessed with porn down loads.

That dude many has a fucking million porn down loads. this dudes an obvious willy wanker.

by thomas knight April 22, 2008

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017