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Willsturbate 

Masturbation through sheer force of Will.
Handcuffed in solitary confinement, I had no option but to Willsturbate.
Willsturbate by Grundle Bumfist February 26, 2017

wilfsterworfstache 

A charming, strong, and emotional guy who has a pink mustache. He would make the most perfect boyfriend. He is also very passionate for his work.
Wilfsterworfstache is so charming, and strong, I want him as my boyfriend, and I LOVE his pink mustache!!!
wilfsterworfstache by Shadow106t December 25, 2018
A big fat bitch
Wilster ate my crayons today
wilster by William fat cat September 27, 2020

Wallstered 

To be fucked in the ass so hard without lube (either literally or figuratively) that you are never the same again.
"After giving his brother a Morning Wake-up Call, he was completely Wallstered when his brother retaliated by pouring a gallon of sac soup on him while he was tossing the dwarf to some kids program on tv.
Wallstered by Web-Stir January 14, 2010
The fucking greatest youtuber/twitch streamer youll ever meet and fun fact HES FUCKING AWESOME
"WillStern is my favourite Twitch Streamer!"
WillStern by Sternson March 13, 2021

Wollster 

Wollster Can Be Reffered to as:
The Fastest Car In The West
and
A hot girl
*high five* Fastest car in the west!
and
Wollster baby!
Wollster by S Jake December 4, 2007
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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