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Will you go out with me? 

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

Will you cook my popcorn? 

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)
Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

will you snail 

also known as "are you planning to shelled gastropod", its the new hit game, that hasn't come out yet, this game is perfect for lowering you'r self asteem and making you want to die becouse you said "this can't be that hard"

here you will find squid, an ai that wants you dead, and likes to make jokes about you (similar to portal's GLaDOS)
, the dev defines the process of creating the voice lines for squid: "i swear i was gonna die any second now, my lungs hurt ;-;"
discord: will you snail releases in 2020 bois
jonas: no, 2021
discord: :(

Will you be my maybe? 

When you want to ask someone out but you wanna still be friends with them you ask Will you be my maybe instead of Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend. This leaves room for 2 friends to still remain friends if the other one rejects.
Will you be my maybe?

will you shut up man 

What Joe Biden said to Donald Trump during the first presidential debate of 2020. This has gotten tons of media attention as many people see Trump as a giant manbaby.
Trump: The economy blah blah blah the stocks waaaaah! WHY DU I NEVUR GAT WUT I WAANT? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Biden: will you shut up man
will you shut up man by TROLLKING9001 September 30, 2020

will you marry me 

will you marry me by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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