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Wikilepsy 

The uncontrollable clicking caused by the highlighted links in any Wikipedia article, or similar wiki-type website, resulting in hours spent following a chain of subjects not related to the initial search.
"I wanted to research the Tacoma Narrows Bridge. Three hours of clicking later, and I'm reading about 'William Howard Taft' and 'Taylor Hanson', and 'Lesbianism in Erotica'. It was a serious case of Wikilepsy."
Wikilepsy by Sable Phoenix November 1, 2011
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Webilepsy 

A condition that affects individuals that a prone to spending large amounts of time on the internet. The afflicted will become unresponsive for long periods of time while they surf Wikipedia or Youtube, often to the chagrin of significant others and friends.
Alan's girlfriend broke up with him because he ignored too much while on the computer. He tried to explain that he suffered from webilepsy, but she did not believe him.
Webilepsy by CasvalRemDeikun January 3, 2010
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wikileaky 

A confidence breaker; snitch; a whistleblower.
Having a tendency to spill the beans on a private matter.

An "untrustable" person, organization or website.

Steal, obtain by stealth, unknowingly be compromised with major consequences.
A flimsy proposition; easily seen through.
var. wikileaked, -ing
" Lately, Joe's become so wikileaky that I can't trust him with any secrets! He makes Benedict Arnold look like a patriot!"
"Don't go onto that website, man! They'll just wikileaky your stats and hack into your hard drive!"
"That wikileaky Sarah wikileaked me to the big boss about my taking 20 extra minutes at lunch yesterday. Man, am I toast!"
"That whole setup sounds so wikileaky to me that we're all gonna get in trouble!"
If you publish that wikileaking report, we're all finished!"
wikileaky by Juan O'Malley January 3, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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