Wifit 

Wifit (ˈwī fit -fit s plural)

1. When the Wi-Fi isn't working or it's acting sketchy.

"Wifi is down and I'm bout to have a Wifit."

"I been trying to get on Twitter all damn day... My Wifi is giving me a the Wifits!"

" I got nothing but pixels my Wifi is having a Wifit."

Wifit by Rachel Ratchet August 9, 2018

wikitator 

n. A Wikipedia account holder who uses acquired privileges to exert dictatorial powers over contributors. Wikitators frequently throw away factual contributions from subject matter experts that the wikitator is personally ignorant about, using their account privileges to enforce their will.

I corrected a mistake in the Wikipedia entry for where I live but some wikitator threw out my work and then banned me when I tried to fix it again.

wikitator by Mel White January 28, 2017

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.

I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.

Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG

Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi

Mcdonald's Wifi by Difiner To Define October 17, 2016

wikiticle 

A portmanteau that means a Wikipedia article.

I read an amazing Wikiticle about the Cryptonomicon.

wikiticle by AardvarkOz August 4, 2007

WifiTaxer

A mystical boy who sucks on your face when you sleep and steals your wifi

The WifiTaxer is coming to get you!

WifiTaxer by F.J.G.M January 19, 2019

wifibes 

Transmit or give out a feeling or atmosphere towards someone having WIFI problems.

"WIFI... please!!" shrieked Mellow frustratedly. The WIFI had cut out for the third time that evening.

"Sending the good wifibes", replied Fresh in an attempt to temper the anger.

wifibes by F reshleaf April 16, 2022