Wifefi 

v. Asking your wife to look something up on the internet for you.

"What time does the concert begin?" "I'm not sure. Let me use wifefi. Hey wife, can you look up what time the concert starts?"

Wifefi by Annie Raven May 1, 2014

wiffington 

matty windles smelly breath

they shud call u sir wiffington

wiffington by matty windle the gimp October 13, 2010

Widefield Highschool 

Widefield Highschool is a school located in Fountain, CO. Most of people here are pot heads or weird edgy kids. The male population would most likely go to the bathroom and make some sort of drug deal and the female population always has some sort of beef mostly at school dances. Most of the kids that go to this school are beaners and/or fake gang members.

Imagine not being a stoner at Widefield Highschool!

Widefield Highschool by SomeRandomBeaner November 2, 2019

wifeish 

(Wife-ish) noun. The woman you have a monogamous long term relationship with, but refuse to marry.

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This is Emma, my wifeish.

wifeish by Dr.Blackthorne March 15, 2014

Wifezilla 

A woman that started off cool, but turned into a total pain in the ass after marriage.

These women usually get married with fairytale/unrealistic expectations, then take it out on the man when the expectations don't happen.

Criticizing, Over Analyzing, Passive Aggressiveness, Cynacisim, Love of Arguments, Constant Playing the Victim, and all around bitchiness are telltale signs of a potential wifezilla.

I remember when we would go to the movies or mini-golf....Now she's such a bitch....I'd rather go out by myself just to get a break from her. She turned into a total fuckin wifezilla.

bitch gold digger asshole marriage mistake

Wifezilla by Realest2613 July 5, 2016

wiffis 

An offshoot of baseball played in parks on basketball or tennis courts, or in big gymnasiums. It’s a game for kids who cannot afford to play proper sports that require some type of fee to join. It’s played either by running the bases or automatics. It gets its name from combining wiffle and tennis since the ball of choice is usually a tennis ball. It’s unlike stickball where a smooth gas ball and an actual stick are used. It can be played a multiple of ways. It can be fast-pitch against a wall with a box that is the strikezone, and usually one on one or two on two. In this scenario, it is usually automatics. The bat is a standard wiffle ball bat with the knob cut off and newspaper is stuffed into it to give it some weight. Then, electrical tape is wrapped around the barrel of the bat, and sometimes a tape knob is made. Ground rules are dictated by setting. See definition of automatics. When you can fill a whole team on a court, you run the bases, and it’s usually bounce pitch, so as to avoid chasing balls when there is no wall behind you. Since the pitch comes in as a meatball, you cannot hit them out of the park, that’s usually an automatic 3 outs. You need to swing with control. Hitting the fence on a line drive is usually a homerun. Number of players varies, as do the rules depending on the number of players.

Kid 1: Hey, are we playing wiffis down at Buchmuller Park?

Kid 2: bases or automatics?

Kid 1: it’s just the two of us numb-nuts, automatics of course!

wiffis by shredder666 November 10, 2010

wifeing championships 

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.

Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!

wifeing championships by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010